License Plate jokes
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 馃殫
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don鈥檛 need a license plate, because they don鈥檛 have a home.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
What is your car's name?
My car 馃殬
A Ford?
What is a car?
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"