License Plate jokes

When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.

Why are orphans lucky?

Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.

What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!

Your hairline is built like a license plate.

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."