When are you from Iowa? You know!!! ๐
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Why are orphans lucky because when they drive they donโt need a license plate because they donโt have a home
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!