2 sticks only make a fire
3 cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says ´´ I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands´´
Cowboy 2 says ´´ I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb´´
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
Fuck and sex are hot which is fire
Why are fire trucks 🚒 big? To hang out with the fire fighters 🧯
we saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree i thought i showed a lot of balls
What do you call Stephen hawkings on fire?HOT WHEELS WELL SEE HIM SOON
im a teacher at a highschool but i got fired they told me i didnt do any work even though i always did a skele-ton
i was talking to my friend and he said “I lost my virginity to a girl and then she stopped coming to school” and I said “probably because she was fired”
I pushed a disabled kid in a fire then called him hot wheels.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire hot wheels
What did one Koala say to the other?
Help me I’m burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I’m on fire!! AAAAuuggh!
what do you call stephen hawking’s toes on fire. Hot wheels
Chimmy: (smoking because of fire place) Chimmy2: your to young to smoke
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair