Stick

Anonymous

2 sticks only make a fire

Bull

LASAGNA

3 cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.

Cowboy 1 says ´´ I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands´´

Cowboy 2 says ´´ I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb´´

Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.

Light

Anonymous

I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels

Hotness

Blabla

Fuck and sex are hot which is fire

Hang

Stephanie

Why are fire trucks 🚒 big? To hang out with the fire fighters 🧯

Ball

Anonymous

we saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree i thought i showed a lot of balls

Hotness

HOT

What do you call Stephen hawkings on fire?HOT WHEELS WELL SEE HIM SOON

Puns

Anonymous

im a teacher at a highschool but i got fired they told me i didnt do any work even though i always did a skele-ton

Virgin

Anonymous

i was talking to my friend and he said “I lost my virginity to a girl and then she stopped coming to school” and I said “probably because she was fired”

Hotness

Anonymous

I pushed a disabled kid in a fire then called him hot wheels.

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Hotness

Drake harden

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire hot wheels

Koala

Anonymous

What did one Koala say to the other?

Help me I’m burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I’m on fire!! AAAAuuggh!

Toe

Anonymous

what do you call stephen hawking’s toes on fire. Hot wheels

Smoking

Anonymous

Chimmy: (smoking because of fire place) Chimmy2: your to young to smoke

Hotness

Anonymous

What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair

Hot wheels

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