These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
"Grandma, tell me a story!" I said as we huddled near the campfire.
"Alright," she said, "Once, there was a tree named Timmy, he was my best tree friend. I used to read books under him and climb all his branches."
"Where is Timmy now?" I asked.
Grandma pointed to the campfire.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."
The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.
This isn’t much of a joke but pickup line ok it’s this. Are you a marshmallow because I wanna put my stick in u
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out hotwheels
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
Your so much like a marshmallow, your so squishy and sticky and everyone puts their sticks inside of u
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
