Campfire jokes

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

When does a cub become a Boy Scout?

When he eats his first brownie.

The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."

One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."

The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."

The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.

Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?

'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!

We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.

This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.

"Grandma, tell me a story!" I said as we huddled near the campfire.

"Alright," she said, "Once, there was a tree named Timmy, he was my best tree friend. I used to read books under him and climb all his branches."

"Where is Timmy now?" I asked.

Grandma pointed to the campfire.

Why are they called s’mores?

Because you always want another one!

These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."

Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).

Have you ever tried sex when camping?

It's f***ing intense.

"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."

- Sun Tzu

What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?

"Good Lord, this is fun!"

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"

Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.

Why do people love camping?

Because it's in tents!

Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.

Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."

Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."

Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.

Have you ever had sex camping?

It's inTENTS.