These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
Campfire Jokes
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
"Grandma, tell me a story!" I said as we huddled near the campfire.
"Alright," she said, "Once, there was a tree named Timmy, he was my best tree friend. I used to read books under him and climb all his branches."
"Where is Timmy now?" I asked.
Grandma pointed to the campfire.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."
The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.