God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
God Forgets About Earth
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, nimrod. So basically, God is a big goofball who forgets he created Earth and then is all like "oops, it's on fire but whatever". It's funny because a supreme being should probably not be so careless. Also, you probably think Santen is Santa because you like to eat glue.
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