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Balance Check

Manga fan
3 years ago
  • I got fired from my job at the bank today.

    An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained buffoon. The joke is that the bank worker was asked to "check the balance" of the old lady, meaning look at how much money she has. But instead of checking her bank account, the worker took the phrase literally and pushed her over to check her physical balance. You probably fall down a lot, huh?

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    • Bank
    • Job
    • Old Lady
    • Crime
    • Money
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