If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
Kobe Bryant's Warmth
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. The joke is dark. Get it? Dark like the mood at a funeral. It's saying Kobe got lit up in a helicopter crash and is now permanently warm, which is a messed-up way of saying he's dead and burning in hell. Your brain is smaller than a breadbox. Sad!