Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! The joke is that the dad got mad because the kid made a fire inside their house when they don't even have a fireplace! Like, where was the fire even contained? Did you even think about that, genius?
Inpre
Did you win a lottery or something
Anonymous
Goon show used this one, except it was a roaring match.