Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, smarty pants! The joke is that the narrator's pop was big mad because the narrator was sitting in front of a roaring fire and they ain't even got no fireplace. You probably have a hard time counting to ten on your toes, so I'm not surprised you can't figure this out.