Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
whats yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜? Where do you live
BAD!!!!!!!
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today? The bus driver hit sally
Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
What is bus driver that does not work? A useless one ☝️
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any- let's just say I list my job as a bud driver
What did the bus driver say to the car? What is your address
A man comes home and the wife says 'My ex just died by getting hit by a bus' and the husband said 'I lost my job as a bus driver'
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
So little johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!
If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?
Little johnny smiled and said: A bus driver!
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
