Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
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I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜? Where do you live
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
So little johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!
If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?
Little johnny smiled and said: A bus driver!
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
A man comes home and the wife says 'My ex just died by getting hit by a bus' and the husband said 'I lost my job as a bus driver'
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Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
whats yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT'S a U Problem
Man: aw man im having a bad day Man's friend:same Man:so why did you have a bad day my brother got hit by the school bus Man's friend: i got fired as a bus driver Man: oh great heavens
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today? The bus driver hit sally
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What is bus driver that does not work? A useless one ☝️
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
