Bus Driver jokes
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit Sally.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.
All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus. I lost my job as a bus driver.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?