Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
“Well,” says the bus driver, “every night at 8 o’clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I’m sure you could convince her to have sex with you.”
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
“Oh, God!” she exclaims. “Take me with you!” The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they’re getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it’s over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
“Ha, ha! I’m the man from the bus!”
“Ha, ha!” says the nun, removing her costume. “I’m the bus driver!”
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜? Where do you live
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
What is bus driver that does not work? A useless one ☝️
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today? The bus driver hit sally
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly 😝 school bus driver
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What did the bus driver say to the car? What is your address
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster
Why did the chicken 🍗 cross the road? To get to the other side
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn’t find any- let’s just say I list my job as a bud driver