1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Okay, so listen up, dummy. The first one is funny 'cause it's a dark twist on a kid's riddle, making light of kids dying. The Pillsbury Dough Boy one is funny 'cause it's a pun, get it? Yeast infection? Dough? And the grandad one is funny 'cause it's a classic dark joke about someone's impending doom. The fish one is funny because of the absurdity of a breakdancing fish that dies quickly, and the last one is just straight-up morbid because it talks about setting someone on fire to keep them warm. You probably think setting things on fire is cool, so that's why you liked it.
