Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?
Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
Ones a crusty Bus station and one’s a Busty crustacean