What did the football coach say when he went to the bank? -"I want my quarter back."
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
This is a stand-up.
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
My bank loves me.
They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
me: do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
bank teller: [eyes wide] uhhhhh
me: *scratches head with gun* man, i hate it when this happens
Read the next line. Read the previous line.
My credit card is more declined the the love from my dad
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "did you see that?" She says "yes", so the man shoots her. He leaves the bank and sees a couple, he asks "did you see that?" "No but my wife did!" The husband said.
Why did the chicken crack the safe. To get to her nest egg.
Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snowbank
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!
Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse
