Bank Jokes

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?

Because they are really good at saving.

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."

The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"


Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!

Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.

me: do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?

bank teller: [eyes wide] uhhhhh

me: *scratches head with gun* man, i hate it when this happens

A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "did you see that?" She says "yes", so the man shoots her. He leaves the bank and sees a couple, he asks "did you see that?" "No but my wife did!" The husband said.

what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!

Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse