Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “No it doesn’t”
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter
what did the banana say to the banana
u look a-pealing
Are you a banana…
because I find you a-peeling
Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says “I look like a brain”, Cashew says “I look like a kidney”, Banana says "can we change the topic please? "
Knock,Knock. who’s there?Orange who? Orange glad I didn’t say banana hahah your right i hate that guy
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
what is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t peeling very well!
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
Why did the monkey 🐒 take his banana 🍌 to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
a hot dog and a banana had a race who won
the WIENER
What did the banana say to the peel “Let’s split”
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
why do ducks have feathers? so you don’t see their buttquack* (crack)
I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throat a banana. I said why are you doing that for. I’m doing it for practice for your friends.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of the is a police officer.
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