Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “No it doesn’t”

what did the banana say to the banana

u look a-pealing

Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says “I look like a brain”, Cashew says “I look like a kidney”, Banana says "can we change the topic please? "

What do you call a banana eating a banana?

Canabananalism

A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas

My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter

what is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date

Are you a banana…

because I find you a-peeling

a hot dog and a banana had a race who won

the WIENER

What did the banana say to the peel “Let’s split”

Why did the monkey 🐒 take his banana 🍌 to the doctor 👩‍⚕️?

Because it wasn’t peeling good.

The broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree’, the mushroom says ‘I look like an umbrella’, the walnut says ‘I look like a brain’, and the banana says ‘Can we please change the subject?’

What do bananas wear into battle?

Banana-rama!

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t peeling very well!

What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?

The banana 🍌 split.

why do ducks have feathers? so you don’t see their buttquack* (crack)

Knock,Knock. who’s there?Orange who? Orange glad I didn’t say banana hahah your right i hate that guy

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