What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says "I look like a brain", Cashew says "I look like a kidney", Banana says "can we change the topic please? "
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"
why do ducks have feathers? *so you don't see their butt*quack* (crack)
There once was 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said this is disgusting and threw it out the window the 2nd man bit into a banana and said this is rotten and he threw it out the window the 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed " ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT" and he threw it out the window. Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying he replied an apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head! the police officer said that is weird and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked why are you crying and he answered a banana came flying out of the sky and hit he on the head the officer said this has been a strange day. Then he says a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said while he was laughing my dad farted and the house blew up.
a hot dog and a banana had a race who won
the WIENER
what is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling
What did the banana say to the peel “Let’s split”
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
Why did the monkey 🐒 take his banana 🍌 to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. "Doctor, I'm not feeling well" the man complains. " Well, it's no wonder" The Doctor replies " You're not eating right"
what did the banana say to the banana
u look a-pealing
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling very well!
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
