Banana Jokes

in Animal

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.


A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas


My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “No it doesn’t”

in Lean

Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says “I look like a brain”, Cashew says “I look like a kidney”, Banana says "can we change the topic please? "

in Puns

What do you call a banana eating a banana?


in Little Johnny

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked “mom I have hair on my privates,what is it?” “OH honey thats your monkey.” The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says “my monkey has hair on it” so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas

Advait Atharv
in Anti-jokes

The broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree’, the mushroom says ‘I look like an umbrella’, the walnut says ‘I look like a brain’, and the banana says ‘Can we please change the subject?’

punny god
in Puns

what did the banana say to the banana

u look a-pealing

in Bus Driver

Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date

in Chemist

what is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2


My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter

in Airplane

There once was 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said this is disgusting and threw it out the window the 2nd man bit into a banana and said this is rotten and he threw it out the window the 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed " ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT" and he threw it out the window. Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying he replied an apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head! the police officer said that is weird and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked why are you crying and he answered a banana came flying out of the sky and hit he on the head the officer said this has been a strange day. Then he says a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said while he was laughing my dad farted and the house blew up.

Alex skiba
in Puns

What did the banana say to the peel “Let’s split”

in Puns

Are you a banana…

because I find you a-peeling

in Annoying

a hot dog and a banana had a race who won


I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn’t peeling well.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.

in Puns

What do bananas wear into battle?


PJ Masks
in Doctor

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t peeling very well!

What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!