By using this site, you agree to its use of cookies. Read more

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter

what did the banana say to the banana

u look a-pealing

why do ducks have feathers? so you don’t see their buttquack* (crack)

There once was 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said this is disgusting and threw it out the window the 2nd man bit into a banana and said this is rotten and he threw it out the window the 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed " ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT" and he threw it out the window. Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying he replied an apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head! the police officer said that is weird and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked why are you crying and he answered a banana came flying out of the sky and hit he on the head the officer said this has been a strange day. Then he says a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said while he was laughing my dad farted and the house blew up.

what is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2

a hot dog and a banana had a race who won

the WIENER

What do you call a banana eating a banana?

Canabananalism

I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throat a banana. I said why are you doing that for. I’m doing it for practice for your friends.

What did the banana say to the peel “Let’s split”

My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “No it doesn’t”

What do bananas wear into battle?

Banana-rama!

knock knock who’s there banana banana who knock knock who’s there banana banana who knock knock who’s there orange orange who orange you glad i did not say banana ha ha

What did the first guy say to the second?

Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?

Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it’s not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana

I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girls v...... Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein and they got married and had children who were all named minion. Eventually the rest of his family died and pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were “I have finally ‘peared’ the consequences of all my actions.”

What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of the is a police officer.

I find bananas very appeeling.

3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says “Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you.” So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, “I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?” The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a BANANA!!"

I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas, it wasn’t a very apealing experience.