Banana jokes
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.
"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.
"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!