Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “No it doesn’t”

My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter

what did the banana say to the banana

u look a-pealing

Are you a banana…

because I find you a-peeling

Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says “I look like a brain”, Cashew says “I look like a kidney”, Banana says "can we change the topic please? "

Knock,Knock. who’s there?Orange who? Orange glad I didn’t say banana hahah your right i hate that guy

Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date

what is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2

What do you call a banana eating a banana?


Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t peeling very well!

What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?

The banana 🍌 split.

What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?

The banana 🍌 split.

Why did the monkey 🐒 take his banana 🍌 to the doctor 👩‍⚕️?

Because it wasn’t peeling good.

a hot dog and a banana had a race who won


What did the banana say to the peel “Let’s split”

What do bananas wear into battle?


why do ducks have feathers? so you don’t see their buttquack* (crack)

I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throat a banana. I said why are you doing that for. I’m doing it for practice for your friends.

What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of the is a police officer.