Banana Jokes

Anonymous
in Animal

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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Jesse

A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas

Advait Atharv
in Anti-jokes

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

UR MUM GAIEY

My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"

Shrutik
in Lean

Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says "I look like a brain", Cashew says "I look like a kidney", Banana says "can we change the topic please? "

Zimbabwe
in Puns

What do you call a banana eating a banana?

Canabananalism

Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey

punny god
in Puns

what did the banana say to the banana

u look a-pealing

Anonymous

My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter

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Airplane
in Airplane

There once was 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said this is disgusting and threw it out the window the 2nd man bit into a banana and said this is rotten and he threw it out the window the 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed " ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT" and he threw it out the window. Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying he replied an apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head! the police officer said that is weird and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked why are you crying and he answered a banana came flying out of the sky and hit he on the head the officer said this has been a strange day. Then he says a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said while he was laughing my dad farted and the house blew up.

Anonymous
in Chemist

what is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2

in Venom

Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. "Doctor, I'm not feeling well" the man complains. " Well, it's no wonder" The Doctor replies " You're not eating right"

Alex skiba
in Puns

What did the banana say to the peel “Let’s split”

Gabe
in Puns

Are you a banana...

because I find you a-peeling

Kncw
in Little Johnny

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates,what is it?" "OH honey thats your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas

Anonymous
in Annoying

a hot dog and a banana had a race who won

the WIENER

Anonymous

What did 50 do when he was hungry?

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Anonymous

you

Anonymous36562757174

Where does the banana learn to split at Sunday school

Mr. Nuclear/little johnny
in Little Johnny

So Johnny was working at a deli, a woman walks up and asks, do you have any salad? Johnny says no, she asks? What about carrots? Again Johnny says no, she says what about bananas? Johnny says "tell ya what, spell out "lad" in salad" she spells L A D, Johnny replies "spell "rot" in carrot" she spells R O T, Johnny says "now spell "fuck" in vegetables or fruits" she says "there is no fuck in vegetables or fruits" Johnny exclaims "thats what ive been trying to tell you!"