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Time

Anonymous

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Orange

UR MUM GAIEY

My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “No it doesn’t”

Sister

Jesse

A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas

Puns

punny god

what did the banana say to the banana

u look a-pealing

Brain

Shrutik

Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says “I look like a brain”, Cashew says “I look like a kidney”, Banana says "can we change the topic please? "

Puns

Zimbabwe

What do you call a banana eating a banana?

Canabananalism

Puns

Gabe

Are you a banana…

because I find you a-peeling

Time

Anonymous

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Ex

Anonymous

My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter

Chemist

Anonymous

what is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2

Race

Anonymous

a hot dog and a banana had a race who won

the WIENER

Puns

Alex skiba

What did the banana say to the peel “Let’s split”

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Brain

Advait Atharv

The broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree’, the mushroom says ‘I look like an umbrella’, the walnut says ‘I look like a brain’, and the banana says ‘Can we please change the subject?’

Date

Anonymous

Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date

Fruit

Anonymous

what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers

Puns

Anonymous

What do bananas wear into battle?

Banana-rama!

Doctor

PJ Masks

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t peeling very well!

Man

Airplane

There once was 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said this is disgusting and threw it out the window the 2nd man bit into a banana and said this is rotten and he threw it out the window the 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed " ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT" and he threw it out the window. Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying he replied an apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head! the police officer said that is weird and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked why are you crying and he answered a banana came flying out of the sky and hit he on the head the officer said this has been a strange day. Then he says a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said while he was laughing my dad farted and the house blew up.

Monkey

Daniel King

What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?

The banana 🍌 split.

Yellow

Trey

What did the banana say to his neighbour yellow

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