Fire Alarm jokes
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
What is red and puts out fire?
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.