Fire Alarm jokes

I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"

Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?

So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.

When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.

What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.

What is red and puts out fire?

Be careful around fire, plastic melts.

Somebody shouts "Fire!"

Man 1: Get the children out!

Man 2: F*** the children!

Man 3: We don't have time!