Fire Alarm jokes

When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.

What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.

Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?

I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"

So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.

Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT! GET OUT!"

Priest: "Ok, what about the children?"

Father: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"

Priest: "Do you think we'll have time?"

Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.

Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours. Light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.