My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
I play saxophone and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason I got multiple restraining orders because I said “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson”, I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop CRACKING UP
Your mama is so ugly. Her shadow got a restraining order.
You know why they call me 007? 0 girls 0 chances 7 restraining orders
Following your dreams is good.....especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
