Restraining Order jokes
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones?
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(