My favorite toast for parties:

May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I’m dead.

Say toast 3 times. Spell toast 3 times. What do you put in a toaster. What is the answer.

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

Once my friends bakery burned down…His business is toast.

how do you start an Ethiopian rave? stick toast to the ceiling.

Roses are red Roses are red Roses are red I smell burnt toast

what do you say to toast with bad shoes? Butter those

I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when i got out i noticed he was left for bread, i felt so guilty, he was toast. I’m not loafing this

I like my women like I like my toast. Black, charred, and on fire.

A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles

Beans and toast