The 40+ Best Toast Jokes

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."

My favorite toast for parties:

May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.

How does a cannibal start a wedding reception? He toasts the groom

Once my friends bakery burned down...His business is toast.

Butter believe it

The Toaster: The best bath bomb!

i got a toaster for my birthday and said "yay new bath bomb"

Lets have toast in the bath

I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff

FUN FACT: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!

911 what's your emergency burning in toaster toast? yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast set fir to my forest

how do people eat bread

Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree and so she could live forever.

But it I'm not gonna lie it was a nice toasty fire...

*I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright

what do you say to toast with bad shoes? Butter those

3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”