Party

I am Major

My favorite toast for parties:

May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I’m dead.

Egg

Anonymous

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

Time

Sydney

Say toast 3 times. Spell toast 3 times. What do you put in a toaster. What is the answer.

French

Anonymous

*I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright

Puns

punpun

Once my friends bakery burned down…His business is toast.

Stick

yvjar

how do you start an Ethiopian rave? stick toast to the ceiling.

Smell

Yuchi

Roses are red Roses are red Roses are red I smell burnt toast

Puns

Anonymous

what do you say to toast with bad shoes? Butter those

Puns

Weeb

I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when i got out i noticed he was left for bread, i felt so guilty, he was toast. I’m not loafing this

Wife

I very sad person

A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles

Make

Who

Knock knock. Who’s there. Bagel. Bagel who. Toast it’s me your arch nemesis bagel here to make up. BYE

Bath

Anonymous

I was looking forward to some toast…

So i took the toaster in the bath with me

Orphan

Chunky Water

Beans and toast

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