Explosion jokes
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.