Explosion jokes
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
Memes
When your teacher says to write a summary of the book you read
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.