Explosion jokes
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Where do terrorists go when they die?
Answer: Everywhere.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.