Loud explosion inside the tank
“Where’s the commander?” “He’s gone.” “Where has he gone?” “All over the place.”
Explosion Jokes
After an explosion at a French cheese factory… all that was left was De Brie
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED)
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
What do you call the people in the challenger explosion.
Ashtraynauts
there is a room of men jamal, david and afzul. “jamal is black”, “david is white” and “afzul is a pakistani” -who set of the bomb-
afzul its clearly him cause hes a pa…
where did sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: you’re the bomb! The explosive dude says: wow that was Whitty
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger than it hit the bottom o f the earth and “explosion”
How does the earth rate it’s sex?
Earthquake, Caticlism, Volcano explosion Earth’s core explodes.
If the earth’s core explodes, then he got tore up!
Where did amy go after the explosion? Everywhere
Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere
pov : your mum is a bomber
There are three men walking down the road and they come across a farm that is for sale. The three men look at each other and put all their money together to buy the farm. On that farm there is a cow a monkey and a bunch of cow food. The men are out of money and the farm is going out of business. One of the men’s sees that there is a contest for the biggest cow in the county. They entered the contest but it’s so thin. Every time they tried to feed the cattle it would poop and lose weight again, so one of them in suggested that they put a cork up the cows behind. The first guy says okay then go put a cork there. I don’t want to do it you do it no you do it. The third guy says let’s just get the monkey to do it. And the monkey puts the cork in the couch behind. They win the biggest cow contest and get the money they need to save the farm. The second guy realizes that they need to take the cork out of cow. Guys we need to take the cork out of the cow he says. Well I’m not going to do it you do it, no you do it. The third guy says let’s just get the monkey to do it again. So the monkey uncorks a cow. And there was a huge explosion… a few days later the three men wake up in the hospital. The doctor walks up to the first man what happened he asks the first man replies all I remember is that a horrible sound. The doctor walks up to the second man and asks what happened. All I remember is that horrible smell… The doctor walks up to the third man and again ask the same question. The third man looks at him and says all I remember is that poor poor monkey trying to put the cork back in.
a girl and a boy were on a date, the boy kept farting. the girl asked, What Is Wrong?!?!the boy replied, “explosive diareah.” the girl said ew.
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. the center of the explosion, the bathroom.
What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn’t stick the landing
Wow that was explosive!
Man I’m on fire 🔥 today
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!" Soldier: "Let’s clear the field!" Officer: “Ok!” silence
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