The Bigfoots had a campfire one Bigfoot Asked what sould we roast next the other Repiled maybe a penis and a girl 👩🏻
one day there were these 3 cow boys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures well the first cow boy said i tangled with a bull that killed 6 people so i wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands the second cow boy said that's nothing yesterday i was walking on a trale and came across a rattler so i picked it up ,bit its head off and drank all his venom in one gulp the third cow boy remained quiet stering the embers of the fire with his penis
My uncle got really badly burned the other day. They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo a hippo is really heavy a zippo is a little lighter
I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet? At least when a bullet kills someone it’s actually fired
what do you call a bald person on fire a fried egg
the man fired from the world trade center on september 10
that is just plain wrong
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside. Thankfully I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire? Cuz he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
imma eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before i die just to make the cremation a lil more interesting
Why’d Biden get fired from the supermarket He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread
I say a little girl crying and I said where is your parents that day I got fired from the orphanage 🤪
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up? Kid 1: I want to be a fire fighter kid 2: I want to be a police officer kid 3: i want to be dead like both my parents Teacher: ok everyone pull out your books Kid 4: are we going to ignore what he said? Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out hotwheels
This isn’t much of a joke but pickup line ok it’s this. Are you a marshmallow because I wanna put my stick in u
The only thing brighter then my cuter is the fire on the twin towers
