22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Alright listen up, chucklenuts. The first one is about how to keep a dude warm FOREVERRRRR by lighting him on fire. The second one is about how dad jokes abandon you. It's funny because your dad left you, just like the joke says. The third one is about a grandpa complaining about technology, so the guy unplugs his life support. You know, because old people are always complaining, and you're too stupid to understand that reference, dummy.
