Arson Jokes

Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

Dad: "Yes, we arson."

A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

Last night I burned down an orphanage.

There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

A little boy decided to burn a house down. The father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "That's arson."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How to commit arson:

1. Burn down an orphanage.

I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!

Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*

"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"

I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.

Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.

And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.

I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?

A kid decided to burn his house down.

His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."