Arson jokes

Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

Dad: "Yes, we arson."

A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

A little boy decided to burn a house down. The father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "That's arson."

Last night I burned down an orphanage.

There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How to commit arson:

1. Burn down an orphanage.

I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!

Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*

"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"

I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.

Why is arson so fun?

IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!

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Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.

Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.

And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.

I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?

A kid decided to burn his house down.

His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."

Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.

Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.

My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.