Arson

Arson jokes

Child

A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”

Fire

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

Orphanage

Last night I burned down an orphanage.

There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

Memes

Boy

A little boy decided to burn a house down. The father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "That's arson."

Orphanage

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

Orphanage

School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!

Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*

Fire

"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"

Guy

Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.

And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.

Kid

A kid decided to burn his house down.

His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."

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