Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on hire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
Last night I burned down an orphanage.
There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
A little boy decided to burn a house down. The father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "That's arson."
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
How to commit arson 1. Burn down an orphanage
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
