The 10+ Best Arson Jokes

Son : "Dad, Are we pyromaniacs ?" Dad : "Yes, we arson

A child determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on hire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said "what are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

a little boy decided to burn a house down. the father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "thats arson"

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.

5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

How to commit arson 1. Burn down an orphanage

I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down and he loved it. Not really though.

Rose are red. Violet's are red. My parents bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire

some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.