Arson jokes

A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”

Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.

Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.

My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.

Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

Dad: "Yes, we arson."

Katie said that her jokes were fire. They were.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.

Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.

And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.

School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!

Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*

Why is arson so fun?

IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!

HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE

Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.

A little boy decided to burn a house down. The father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "That's arson."

I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.

A kid decided to burn his house down.

His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."

I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?

How to commit arson:

1. Burn down an orphanage.

I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.

Last night I burned down an orphanage.

There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.