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God Pt.2

“Pee ur pants 2 stay warm.” “Everyone’s an atheist until they clog the toilet at someone else’s house”

Registered on 11/17/2022 · 9 followers · Last active 2 years ago

A woman is sitting at her desk looking at a computer screen. On the screen is a picture of a black chicken. The text above the image says: "The only logical explanation for my wife's search history."

The image shows two frames. In the top frame, a person with a blurry face and camo clothing is firing a rifle at a target in a field. Another person is standing in the background. In the bottom frame, a man with a hat is standing on a road and looking at the camera with a smile on his face. Text on the image reads: "Adam: The next distance we'll be firing from is 500 yards. The distance of your average restraining order."

A cartoon image shows Lois Griffin from Family Guy at a table with a label that reads "Gen Z". Next to her is a large pill bottle with text that says "The fucking banana scrotum, captain crunch flavored vape that can have bizarre life altering side effects."

The image shows the Eiffel Tower in Paris with several pyramid-shaped UFOs flying around it. The text above the image reads: "Nobody: History channel at 3 AM:".

A screenshot shows a poll asking "Who should play Snow White?" with four options: Gal Gadot (3%), Ana de Arm (2%), Rachel Zegler (1%), and Terry Crews (93%). The image suggests that Terry Crews has overwhelmingly won this poll.

A letter from NHS Foundation Trust to Mr Andrew Lang, confirming his next eye appointment on Tuesday 1 March 2016 at 12:45pm. The letter is dated 17 February 2016.

A still from a scene in the Disney movie "Beauty and the Beast" showing Belle looking at the Beast. Text on top of the image reads: "FACT: Belle did NOT know the beast could turn into a human, she was fully prepared to bang him as is."

Cold war

The image shows a close-up of a bottle cap with the text "Oh a hot day refresh yourself with a cold war" printed inside. The background is blurred but shows a red bottle with the hammer and sickle symbol and the word "LENINADE".

Yay

The image displays the text "Love is Love" with three categories: "Not Race", "Not Age", and "Not Religion". Each category is depicted with stick figures showing different skin colors, ages (10 and 36), and religions (Christian and Jewish). Below, a close-up of the age depiction is shown and at the very bottom is an image of a fish character with a disgusted look.

Banana

A person dressed in a red Teletubby costume holds a shotgun.

Idk

The image is split into two parts. The upper part shows stick figures in different stages of a relationship with the caption "LOVE IS LOVE" and "Respect". The second part shows a very disgusted looking Mike Wazowski with the text "cursed" below.

My life rn

The image shows a comparison between the reactions parents have towards a younger sibling emptying a bank account and an older sibling spilling a drop of water. The younger sibling's action is dismissed as a "happy little mistake", while the older sibling is met with the text "You have forfeited your life privileges". The bottom image shows a person with a gun pointed.

They knew what they were doing

Lll

Two boxes of Minion-themed building block sets. The box on the left shows a Minion with a mustache working in a garden. The box on the right shows a Minion with a beach umbrella.

Super true

A close-up photo of a man with a bald head and goatee. The text overlay reads: "Thanos with human skin looks like the guy from Pawn Stars."

I’m running out of ideas 4 a title

A Google search result shows the query "who started the syrian civil war" and the result is "Mort, Ruthless dictator" with pictures of Mort from the animated movie Madagascar

It’s aquaman on budget

A shirtless man with long hair and a beard stands in shallow water, holding a rake as if it were a trident.

What do they say when they answer the phone???

The image shows a restaurant sign with the name "Fukmi" in stylized green letters above the words "SUSHI & SEAFOOD" and "BUFFET" in white letters. The sign is attached to a building with a gray roof.

Welp

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