Die jokes
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Nessie is dying.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.