Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
