Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Meatball Jokes
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"