I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me
I'm The NIGGA You Dream Of
I got the best girl in the world ( Fuck all y'all niggas that say anything different. And Fuck all y'all niggas that be rude to my girl).
Tough as nails(when I want to be)
Devilish
Most likely the guy that gets in legal trouble the most
Graffiti Artist
Street Dancer
And harder to track down than a needle in a haystack
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
" 5 second rule! "
When is a door not a door?
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the twin towers!
Are you sure your father isn't a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
I could never fall out a boat because I've already fallen for you.
There are 206 bones in my body. When I look at you, it becomes 207.
Today in class I screamed Jenga. We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause damn you lookin kinda Au Ti S Ti C.
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
What happens when you have dry elbows at work? You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
What two fights can Africa never win? A food fight and a water fight.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
Did You Know? : The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubix cube into pussy. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”