I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
I'm The NIGGA You Dream Of
I got the best girl in the world ( Fuck all y'all niggas that say anything different. And Fuck all y'all niggas that be rude to my girl).
Tough as nails(when I want to be)
Devilish
Most likely the guy that gets in legal trouble the most
Graffiti Artist
Street Dancer
And harder to track down than a needle in a haystack
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
" 5 second rule! "
When is a door not a door?
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the twin towers!
Are you sure your father isn't a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
There are 206 bones in my body. When I look at you, it becomes 207.
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause damn you lookin kinda Au Ti S Ti C.
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
What happens when you have dry elbows at work? You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubix cube into pussy. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”