Die jokes

Part 1: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 2: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 3: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 4: Guess what... two men were walking down the way when the second one fell in the sewers and died... The first one was lonely.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.

Why did Stephen die so early?

He didn't use long lasting batteries.

An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.

"I will see her in one week!"

A week later, he died.

I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”

So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?

Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"

There were three men, and two of them died.

The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"

Where are people sent to die?

Ross Hall academy.

Kenny was into incest until his mom died.

Now he's into necrophilia.

@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.

The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.

In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.

When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.

But when you do, people scream and run away.

Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.

What do birds and children have in common?

If you shoot them, they die.

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.

The West is dying.

My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.