Die jokes
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Honestly
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
You fighting? More like you're dying!
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
The West is dying.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.