Roses are Red: Dark Version

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

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Alright listen up, smarty pants. So basically, the dude is using the classic "roses are red" format, but instead of some nice mushy stuff, he's listing a bunch of horrible things that happened to someone. I know people like you like it when bad things happen to other, so you might even think that is funny.

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in case you don't get the grandma joke.

the person has two grandma's

god damn... i said this to 3 people already (that I hated of course)

I'm so surprised this got 3 likes, because this joke is so Damn Cruel