A man comes home and hears her wife talking about having sex at the club, the man busts into the club with a revolver and says "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE" well everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says "mate you don't have enough bullets"
why was my mate in mission impossible because he couldn't find his dad
rape isn't a joke. it's a type of way of making friends, and to mate with other women. it's a way of art, and works on anybody! like this if you agree.
Did you hear about the monkeys that share a amazon account?They where prime mates
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
I SEA him!
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.. Me: Sorry mate it's so short get a longer one 🤣
A bear is like your best mate harry If you stab them They die from a stab wound
Me: I just shot a orphan Mate: you can’t do that Me:what are they gonna do tell there parents
So i went to the doctors and the doctor said "Pick a star sign any star sign" So i said "Aquarius" And the doctor said "nah mate you've got cancer"
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account prime mates
A man and his friend walk into a bar on a 30 storey building and order a drink of beer, then one of the men jumps out the window and he can fly so he says to his mate "Gary, take a sip of this drink it makes you fly!" so Gary takes a sip of the drink, jumps out the window and dies, and the bartender says "gee, superman your a doosh when you drink"
A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells who the fuck fucked my wife. The bartender answers "Mate you ain't got enough bullets."
Why does JD Vance not need conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
i was playing warzone last night and i shot my team mate that said they were emo and when i shot him another player did and it said assist kill
What do you call a fart in a gay bar A mating call
What did the skeleton said to the genderless child? you're fucking dead mate
I think my dads gay bc he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11 but it's not funny when I found out my mates mum jumped from the 21st floor
NOT all treasure is silver and gold mate
