Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft
Technoblade: Speedruns Life
Technoblade should have drank milk, would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
What happened after technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
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Why does Technoblade love Orphans?
Cause he can relate to their parents!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes??
Cuz he's the Father!!!
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!!!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!!!
Fans: 😭😭😭
tommyinnit is a joke
why can't an orphan live peacefully, Technoblade: as a ghost he could locate all orphan withing 2 weeks
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player but he still can't defeat Cancer!
the biggest legend is technoblade
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft: Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!!
A: What is Technoblade's Favorite Zodiac Sign
Q: Cancer
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe
Why did techno die? They broke his bed
How did Technoblade actually die???
He got stabbed!!!
