Technoblade Jokes

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What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?

Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!

Pig

Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!

Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!

Fans: 😭😭😭

Orphan

Why does Technoblade love orphans?

'Cause he can relate to their parents!

Status

Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!

Orphan

A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?

Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!

Minecraft

Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!

Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!

Orphan

Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.

Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.

Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!

Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??

Cancer

Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!

Dream

Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.

Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!

Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).