Technoblade jokes
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
TommyInnit is a joke.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
that pig looks very tasty xx
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Technoblade would love it here.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
A: What is Technoblade's favorite zodiac sign?
Q: Cancer.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!