Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
TommyInnit is a joke.
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
A: What is Technoblade's favorite zodiac sign?
Q: Cancer.
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A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft: Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Technoblade: makes jokes about orphans while in hospital
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player but he still can’t defeat Cancer!
the biggest legend is technoblade
Technoblade would love it here.
How did Technoblade actually die???
He got stabbed!!!
