Technoblade jokes
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
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How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
that pig looks very tasty xx
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Technoblade never got a wife.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
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What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
The biggest legend is Technoblade.