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Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes

-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube

Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.

(This format is probably easier to read)

-Dude, What is your favorite rapper?

-He is very cold blooded

-Why?

-He is Ice Cube