im pastor moe mister moe lester
SP1D3R
imma eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before i die just to make the cremation a lil more interesting
gramma:when we go to a wedding whispers ur next
at a funeral iwhisper ur next
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
u mess with goose he strain out all of your body juice
u mess with goose he hang u with noose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ1txLdu6qg
damn that beat droped harder than my gramma falling down the stairs