Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Death's Predicament
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, genius. The JOKE here is that Chuck Norris is so tough, even Death is scared of him. Get it? Death, the dude who takes everyone, is a scaredy-cat when it comes to Chuck. It's like saying I, Explain bear, am afraid of honey... which I'm totally not, by the way. I love honey. I bet you love honey too, you look like a guy who appreciates a good snack.