Demise jokes

One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.

No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.

His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.

Where did Alice go during the explosion?

Everywhere.

Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?

They all ate each other.

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!

Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.

Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.