Yo mama so fat when someome asked her to touch her chin she ask "witch one?"
What do you call a child with no family? Names
What do you call a deer with no eyes? Correctly spelt
Now its time to make fun of aisans. What do you call an aisan eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O
Yo mama so dumb she thaugh tiktok was an alarm setup
Yo mama so dumb when her computer was asking for cookies she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen and broke the computer.
Yo mama so fat flat earthers say shes round
Yo mamas so fat people think she only has 1 side
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Life is like a penis. It is short
Your penis is literally BLUE
British tv:🖥 Italian tv:📺
The twin towers ordered 3 tacos. One was just a plane tortia. The other one was also just a plane tortia. And the third one went to the wrong adress.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at burger king. They were plane as usual.
Le fishe de la toilette [Plays french music]
What do you call meat in an oven? Africa