What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, smarty pants. This "joke" is saying that just like an orphan has no family and dies alone, so too will the speaker's "dick". It's funny because it's a sad comparison, and it's also kinda vulgar. Also, you're probably a mouth breather.