Popcorn Cremation

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude who wants to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels before he gets cremated. Why? Because when the cremation happens, the heat will make the kernels pop, like a popcorn machine in hell. It's funny because it's unexpected and a bit morbid, just like your last Tinder date, who probably ghosted you because you still use the word 'buttercup'.