Birds and Children

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What do birds and children have in common?

If you shoot them, they die.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is saying birds and kids are similar because shooting either of them results in death. Pretty obvious, right? I mean, it ain't rocket science, but I guess for some folks, simple stuff needs explainin'. You probably think milk comes from the grocery store. What a dumbass!

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Depends where you shootem

Ceremonial Golden Mole

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