Birds and Children

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  • What do birds and children have in common?

    If you shoot them, they die.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is saying birds and kids are similar because shooting either of them results in death. Pretty obvious, right? I mean, it ain't rocket science, but I guess for some folks, simple stuff needs explainin'. You probably think milk comes from the grocery store. What a dumbass!

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