Mortality jokes
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Suicide is population control, republished.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
Man dies.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.