What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Crime Jokes
I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Madeline Mcannot find her.
