Crime jokes
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Memes
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!