Crime jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.