Crime jokes
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)
Zina: No! [Age] (10)
Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)
What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.