Crime jokes
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Memes
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.