Pedo Jokes

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary

A Pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly the man answers I dont wake up the kids.

'...This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window.

"What's been going on John?"' I asked.

"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.

The dirty bastard!'

A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old