Pedo Jokes

The Best Boi

My girlfriend is 19 and I’m 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary


My grandpa may be a pedo but at least he slows down in the school car park

in Offensive

stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones

jimmy savle123
in Offensive

stop hating on pedos at least they drive slow in a school zone smh🤣


What do you call pedophiles on a beach. Pedos in Speedos


Kids uncle " your mum said you can have your friends round tonight ! But imma have to baby sit today" . Kid “OK THANK YOU”. (AT BED TIME ) Kid " Please may u stop touching my leg BEN!" Ben “im not " (turns light on ) Kid " UCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME !!!”


My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

in Orphan

do you know why pedos get away with molesting ophans who are they gonna tell not there parents

in Priest

A priest a pedo and a rappest walk into a bar and thats just the first guy

yall really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! god.

in Orphan

why do orphans like pedos cuz they have some one to call daddy

What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents

My big green pedo machine


two pedo’s are on the beach one pedo said hey get out of my son


why do pedos like to lose races? because they like to cum on a little behind

in Dark Humor

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready kids?🤣


What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole.

A pedo-file.

in Biden

“Everyone knows I love kids better than people.”

  • Joe Biden. (A.K.A Pedo Peter.)
Little Girl Lover

'…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window.

“What’s been going on John?”’ I asked.

“Fucking kids,” came his mumbled reply.

The dirty bastard!’

Mr Dickinson

A Pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly the man answers I dont wake up the kids.