Pedo jokes
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."
"What's been going on, John?" I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.