If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
I am cool.
Hahahahahahaha!
