what's a pedo's favourite snack? sour patch kids.
shizushizu
Luaisy is the Aussiest, best, dopest and most youthful couple - LUAISY4EVA!, 2022
Im sorry but the old LUAISY4EVA can't come to the phone right now
Why?
Oh,
Cuz she's dead.
sully: praised after landing in the hudson river garuda indonesia 421: sullys co pilot:
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roses are red violets are blue when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo"
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BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
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KARMA IS THE GUY ON THE CHIEFS COMING STRAIGHT HOME TO ME
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A friend of mine says Baguette all the time cuz she is French
Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean (uh)
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS????
(doesnt have bossbar)
u make sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you
What is Puss In Boots' favourite boot brand? CAT!
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes and mars was blind due to it's frequent sandstorms so it let Phobos and Deimos to be its moons