Ur mom so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory
roses are red violets are blue when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo"
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Ur so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye"
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian" SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl dont even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
KARMA IS THE GUY ON THE CHIEFS COMING STRAIGHT HOME TO ME
Ur so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction (joke from the internet)
A friend of mine says Baguette all the time cuz she is French
Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean (uh)
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS????
(doesnt have bossbar)
u make sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you
What is Puss In Boots' favourite boot brand? CAT!
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes and mars was blind due to it's frequent sandstorms so it let Phobos and Deimos to be its moons
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said "We need to ketchup to the tomato"
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil
And Jill screamed "Chill!"