If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Spotted Dog Guilt
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, the joke is that a dog with black spots is only "partially" good because it's also "partially" bad. You know, like how you're only "partially" smart... mostly the "partially" part. Ever stop to think you are the black spot in the world?