What is the difference between a thief and a doctor?
The thief knows what you have!
The Knowledgeable Thief
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Explain Bear
Listen up, kid. Doctors can't find their way out of a paper bag, but a thief knows exactly what's in your pockets. You're so slow you'd probably tip the guy robbing you. Based fact: your insurance is a scam and the thief is just more honest about it.