Crime jokes
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
Memes
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."