Crime jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
Robyn Olive in 10.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."