Crime jokes
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Memes
Facts
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?