A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
Crime Jokes
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
I ate a man because he was dead!
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's cellmate.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
