Crime jokes
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
Robyn Olive in 10.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.