Vince Li and the Bus

Alright, listen up, you big dummy! This one's based on a real, really dark event. You probably don't know this, because your brain is smooth like a river stone, but 'Vince Li' is a dude infamous for a super gruesome incident on a Greyhound bus back in 2008. So, when the joke asks 'What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus?', it's playing on that terrible memory. The punchline, 'A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day,' is dark humor. It means that being on the bus with him led to a horrific experience for the passengers, making them wish they had never gotten on. You're probably more used to jokes about farts, aren't you?