Pickle jokes
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Pickled carrots.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.
If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.