What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Pickled carrots.
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.
If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
