Pickle

Pickle Jokes

What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

My dad said wheres pickles the family cat i said im sorry to say hes in the sky, oh i see he passed away no i strapped him to 20 fireworks

So one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality. If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving .