Pickle

Pickle Jokes

Zebra

What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

Veggie

What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?

A pickle.

Road

What did the pickle do on the road?

It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"

Firework

My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!

Day

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

Guy

Guy: Do you want a nickel?

Girl: Sure.

Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?

Girl: 😳😩😩😩

Reality

If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.

If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.

Fetus

What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?

The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.