Crime jokes
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Memes
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
Madeline Mcannot find her.
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.