Crime jokes
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL β
Madeline Mcannot find her.
Memes
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.