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Crime Jokes
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
