Crime jokes
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
Memes
Unbearable meme attempt 1
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Madeline Mcannot find her.
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.