Crime jokes
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D