Crime jokes

Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!

People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...

Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.

Why do orphans play GTA?

To feel wanted.

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.

Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?

Why was the belt placed under arrest?

For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Jared from Subway touches the youth.

What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

How did the gay man die? Homicide.

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

Why do orphans rob the bank?

Because they want to be wanted.

What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?

Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)

What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!

Why do orphans have no parents?

Because it was Batman!

Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi

I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!