Man: Yelling at mailman.. realizes hes opening the mailbox. Mailman: theres a pipe bomb in your mailbox...
Adolf Shitler
When a clock goes forward it goes 'tic-tac' - but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.
Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces. So Goring says: "Why don't you jump?"