Destruction

Destruction Jokes

Wife

Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!

Letter

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

Wife

A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.

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  • Science

    Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

    A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

    Pilot

    Who reads the fastest?

    The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.

    Vacation

    Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."

    Baby

    How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

    Depends on how hard you throw them.

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  • Woman

    Why are women like hurricanes?

    They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.

    9/11 victim

    9/11 victims are the best readers.

    They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.

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  • Wife

    Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.

    Cow

    What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?

    Udder destruction.

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