Destruction jokes
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Ok guys so like hear me out.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.