Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none
