Destruction jokes
Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
it was just a prank bro.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Where do suicide bombers go?... Everywhere.