Destruction jokes
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Ok guys so like hear me out.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.