So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my co-workers found gold. I said AU, bring that over here!
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
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How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Allouette, gentille allouette!"
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
im sorry m8
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
Why did the Canadian cross the road? To say sorry to the other side.
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico
The second twin tower is like canada. It doesn’t exist.
What do you call canadian weed? Canadabis.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo"
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
What did the canadian say when a guy shot his bever ?. It is ok i forgive you.
Canada has free heath-care, here is a link to some Canada Facts!https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
How to get 60 translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait didn't you pooped yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian translink worker Little boy.
What part of the train goes toot toot-caboose
