What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my co-workers found gold. I said AU, bring that over here!
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
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How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Allouette, gentille allouette!"
im sorry m8
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
Why did the Canadian cross the road? To say sorry to the other side.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf Official flag of Japan? The Sun Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol
The second twin tower is like canada. It doesn’t exist.
What do you call canadian weed? Canadabis.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo"
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
What did the canadian say when a guy shot his bever ?. It is ok i forgive you.
