By using this site, you agree to its use of cookies. Read more

Some day, Canada will take over the world. – And then we’ll all be sorry.

So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my co-workers found gold. I said AU, bring that over here!

How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he’s standing on, and one to sing “Allouette, gentille allouette!”

Why did the Canadian cross the road? To say sorry to the other side.

What do you call a sophisticated American?

A Canadian

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

“Please get out of the pool.”

A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?

Roosters don’t lay eggs.

What did the canadian say when a guy shot his bever ?. It is ok i forgive you.

Here’s how to piss off all of North America.

All the United States is, is South Canadia.

What do we call a gay Canadian? Sophisticated cunt

What do we call a Canadian gay ~disciplined cunt

The second twin tower is like canada. It doesn’t exist.

What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?

Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures

im sorry m8

l guess Canada’s national igloo is melting because of global warming.

Canada

Canada has free heath-care, here is a link to some Canada Facts!https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada

What is the real name of Canada ~ Punjabistan

What part of the train goes toot toot-caboose