Some day, Canada will take over the world. – And then we’ll all be sorry.

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

“Please get out of the pool.”

How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he’s standing on, and one to sing “Allouette, gentille allouette!”

So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my co-workers found gold. I said AU, bring that over here!

What do you call a sophisticated American?

A Canadian

Why did the Canadian cross the road? To say sorry to the other side.

A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?

Roosters don’t lay eggs.

What did the canadian say when a guy shot his bever ?. It is ok i forgive you.

What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?

Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures

What do we call a Canadian gay ~disciplined cunt

im sorry m8

What do we call a gay Canadian? Sophisticated cunt

l guess Canada’s national igloo is melting because of global warming.


Canada has free heath-care, here is a link to some Canada Facts!

What part of the train goes toot toot-caboose

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